If you came here to know my 'beef' with garlic eaters, I hope you find it. I want to vent about certain behaviors that have I don't like.
I am not on snapchat because, it is odd to me that everybody thinks everything about their actions and life is extremely interesting for others to see. For example walking down the street, sticking your tongue out like a lion, while fervently shaking your skull like an agama lizard to a song, as you 'mariah carey' the lyrics. You fart, you post, you are dying, you post, in your grave, you post it, in heaven, angel Gabriel will seize your phone because its a contraband and it could leak their activities or in hell because there is no WiFi. We don't give a spoon about those activities of yours!!!
Why do people make such videos? Don't you know that you burn people's data and time? What is so special about walking down the street? Are you a baby just taking first steps? If I add all the seconds that some people spend to watch those short clips, it will be equal to a person's life time. Another thing that I don't like is the filter, especially the dog ears and the flowers. It is quite funny because if you call a person a dog, he or she is very likely to fight you but the same person has no problem putting dog ears on their head. Same as if you call the person a farmer. Dear sister or brother 'Rose of Sharon,' please there are other ways to emulate Jesus if that is your intention.
Since Instagram also decided to join the gang, our phone's notification cannot rest anymore. "Somebody just started a live-video," you click on it and the video has ended. How many seconds of your life is now wasted plus the minutes it took your phone to load depending on your data or network plan.
If you made it this far, you are entitled to know my beef with garlic eaters. Cooking beef with garlic can be awesome but don't eat raw garlic and feel inspired to have any conversation with me immediately. Don't eat garlic and wish to whisper a secret into my ear. I know that garlic is healthy but please, be very considerate of others that will suffer the consequences. Don't blow kisses or yawn with your mouth open, don't huff, don't puff, you are not a wolf, and avoid getting angry on that day. On behalf of those that are with me on this topic, we don't wanna hear your breath. Same applies to you if you don't have the habit of brushing your teeth immediately you get up from your bed.
Back to my venting, boys and men, get in here. When you sag your trousers in the winter, is your gluteus maximus not cold? The way some people sag these days, you will almost tell them to just remove the trousers because there is no point in wearing it. What pisses me off the most is when they try to run. Their legs will be looking like an undecided major. Should I run fast? Will this trouser fall?
Girls and women should not think that they escaped. The way some females dress today, you will almost offer them the emergency needle and sewing thread in you handbag because their cloth looks ripped. You won't know it is fashion until you see the Kanye West label on it. The worst is the make-up foundation or whatever soil is applied to the face. Your face will be the moon and your neck, the sun, how poetic is that? Please take your time to blend it well.
Thank you for reading my vent. Have a great day and brush your teeth in the morning please!
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