Na fat I fat, I no kill person abeg...

by Oyindamola Shoola

Only you will greet
with "wow you've gained weight..."


I have had beach body
since August of 93
it is how God made me,
and what my mama gave me.


All the six packs you're asking
cost a arm and a leg.
I'm allergic to fasting,
working hard, and running.


If I wake up at 6am it is to take
a midnight snack
and the only thing I track
is my money at the bank.


Invigilator of hip size,
if I'm thin you'll criticize.
Pointing at my belly buldge,
who appointed you weight judge?


Na fat I fat, let me be,
I no kill person abeg.